About SOD:
Dan Lilker has stated, "The lyrics were never intended to be serious, just to piss people off."
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And Poe's law:
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Even though this is the real one, this pic makes me want to get a fake one that imitates this as closely as possible, because it looks awesome.

I was so psyched when I opened it. It was a random shirt, and I was hoping against hope that it wouldn't be something ghey.