Bawwww

Yes, this is a nice clean space, and with an excellent motivational poster.

What happen(s|ed) to the previous office space?

It is ~0.5oz of crumbs.

I just finished the second book of the Dark Tower series, which also culminates with someone throwing themselves in front of a train.

Only they're actually possessing someone else's body while doing it.

Just make sure you start taking him somewhere else once he is of brainwashing age. :)